English: Red sparrow sucks ass

Mix La Femme Fatal Nikita with a video game plot and voila, Red Sparrow. The acting is bad, like you know all Russian spies are the same, the silent, enduring type that only moves their mouth when they speak, nothing else. they don't blink, move their limbs or they would most certainly die. They all have the same facial expression all the time, like clenched teetch, stoic looking bullshit. All russians speak in the same slow and low tone of voice, man and women alike, with exactly the same fake russian/englisch accent. 

Then there is the plot:
some ballerina gets fucked over by envious colleges and in return hits them with a golf club. cause of this her only option is, of course, who hasn't been in that situation, to turn into a true Mary Sue super kick ass secret agent for the KGB. After 15 minutes of sloooooow and  loooong shot scenes, non existing plot and an "deep insight" into the russian spy soul it becomes a wonderful...no I'm kidding. It's just shit.

J Law gets naked a bit, you can see her tits and ass, but after #TheFappening who cares? ...and the la femme fatale nikita hair cut was so fucking terrible
there where other actors and actresses in this, too. I guess. Can't really remember other than a guy that looked like a young Putin and some old, supposed to be tough as nails, bitch that was clearly a robot.

Just another attempt to cash on hummingbird or hunger games or what the fuck the other j law 'xploitation shit movies are called. Even the name Sparrow>Bird>humming...
Hey J Law, just go do porn already, you'd do us all a favour and we know you like it, as can bee clearly seen in #TheFappening, your greatest work to this date.