English: The one true reason why everyone hates Internet Explorer

Hey Mickysoft, because you retards haven't figured this one out in the last 100 years, let me spell it out for you:
If I open a browser and the first thing that happens are tabs that automatically open your retarded, shitty, stupid MSN page and "welcome to.." and "privacy settings" and ...FUCK YOU!

I open a browser because I want to go to a certain page. But I can't cause my browser is hijacked by you retarded assholes!

 And NO ONE in the history of mankind, EVER wanted to visit your stupid ass MSN shit page. Never ever! And it will NEVER happen!
 How hard is it for you retarded idiots to get this? Need another 100 years?
Well, FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!