If it's on this blog, it sucked. So with that out of the way...
It seems the fagget Nolan rushed the last half of the movie cause there are plot holes all over it:
Bane calls Batman Bruce in front of Catwoman and even removes his mask. Scenes later Catwoman still speaks to Bruce about his powerful friend (i.e. Batman) Wtf, that bitch blind AND deaf?
Oh and once Catwoman knows you're Bruce, why still speak in that stupid ass whispering Batman voice? More on that stupid voice later.
Next, why kill of so many characters without any real need?
First one of Banes guys in the airplane, they could have just used one of the hostiles, but no. Nolan had to make a point as to how determined and fanatic Bane's followers are. Later some character even asks "where does he find those guys" - yeahh, indeed. Who's that stupid to sacrifice highly trained and therefore scarse personell for nothing? Who's that stupid to give his life for - for what exactly?
And lastly Bane, why let him die? Just for laughs? What was the plan if they succeeded? Becoming a stripper?
And then there is the motivation or lack thereof. Ok, the bitch wants to revenge her father. Then just kill off the Batman. But no, she wants to fulfill his father's dream, so she wants to blow up Gotham. Ok, then tie the Batman to a big ass Bomb and put them under the city, where they clearly had acces to and get it over with. And why the Wayne reactor which was only ready to explode in 5 months? Why not hijack a Russian a-bomb? Or just use Nitroglycerin or even TNT, 6 Miles isn't that much. And why the charade with the bitch pretending not to be involved with the League of shadows? To fool who? The League ? Bruce? Wtf is this nonsense? How did she become one of Wayne Enterprises Share Holders? And if she was, couldn't she just build a bomb that can destroy a city herself? She seems to have any other military ressource on the planet...
Because Nolan had to think up some "deep insight" into the mind of a Psychopat and how one becomes one and how ones tool is another's weapon and that normal people are just as heroic as superheroes and how hard it is to....ah fuck you Nolan, you're a fagget.
Batmans recovery in the hell hole was so retarded. They start with deep shit like you have to fear death which means there has to be something to live for...well, nothing changed for Batman in the hole, what was the big thing to live for? Saving Gotham? And then it was all just about not using the rope. So the greater danger of death was the solution? Fuck you Nolan!
The scene where Batman explains unnecessarily detailed and very sloooowly, how a man that puts a coat on a child is just as heroic as him...and that, with that stupid ass Bale-Batman whisper/ clearing your throat/ whatever the fuck that abomination is, voice. This is the most cringe worthy scene in my recent memory. Oh, and also unnecessary to use the "voice" as the commissionner already knew Bruce is Batman. Just like Catwoman.
With the joker Nolan presented absolute evil. No explanation as to why or from where it came from.
Here he spends half the movie explaining why the bitch became what she is. But not really, cause the viewer is supposed to believe it's Bane till almost the end...so, wtf was that all about? That bitch is supposed to know only hell, but there he is, Bane, a white knight protecting her from all the other inmates, risking her life for her. Loving her unconditionally. Oh poor girl, of course that turned her into a Psychopat.
And how did Bane end up in the hole? No explanation what so ever, cause u know, the bitch is believed to be Bane the first 60 minutes and we get her backstory.
And why did she fuck Bruce if she hated him? She didn't have to and it brought her no gain. More nonsense.
And why would Bane do all of this? Why didn't Bane protect her mother in the first place? Doesn't care for grown women, only for little girls? Pedofile much Baneyboy?
And Ras al Guhl, that uber mercenarie. He didn't come back for his fucking offspring and wife at ALL? Leaving them to rott in that hell hole? Great fucking sensei you have there Batsy.
Ok, so she was traumatized by her mom's death and being imprisoned as a child and completely disregarded that some stranger loved her unconditionally so she became a psycho.
Bane did it for the Lulz, or cause he likes little girls.
But what about all the other league of shadows guys?
Just helping Bane to do what? Start a Revolution in Gotham? Revolution to Anarchy doesn't seem much League of shadows 'ish and...ah forget it.
And Alfred? Why would he imagine meeting Bruce but not speaking to him? Just for dramatic effect? To fill some lines? And in the end he did just that. Why would that be better than keeping a life long relationship just the way it was, well maybe not as a servant, but as a friend? They managed to keep Batman a secret between them two, they couldn't keep his death a secret?
He's a big drama fan, Nolan. Tries so hard to give gravity to each scene and fucks up every scene because of it. There is no basis for gravity of the moment if the hole plot is absurd and the motivation for the character's actions is just not there.
And that stupid ass voice Bale does as Batman, did I mention that it sucked and was cringe worthy as fuck? Just as in the two other movies. How about you use a voice Synthesizer, Batman has clearly the tech for it, but no, he pretend whispers like an infant instead. This is so fucking stupid even for a fag like Nolan with the IQ of a toddler.
Also Bale's face goes from the machinist to something more normal and back. Or the other way around, I can't remember anymore, doesn't matter. They could have switched him with someone else after half the movie. I don't think anyone would have noticed, other than a different stupid ass voice.
That Robin character ist just a bad actor with a stupid ass face. He always looks like he just made a joke and is squinting at the sun.
All the bitches are ugly and annoying, but that's just Nolan's style.
And the "Bat-Jet" is a Mary Sue! First time i've seen a machine being a Mary Sue. Whatever plot corner Nolan gets himself into, the Bat gets him out.
Fuck you NOLAN. And fuck anyone who gave that retard even a cent, making him a billionaire.
If you skip over every scene with a women in it, with Batman speaking, ignore all the stupid plot holes and shitty acting, the only redeeming scenes remaining are the IMAX ones. Just beautiful stunning scenes, amplified perfectly by Hans Zimmer's soundtrack.
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