I never got why beautiful women like Portia date ugly men. But ugly women? That's a new thing.
Not only does she look like 60, she actually is. Portia is 45.
Also Ellen is a dwarf compared to Portia:
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| the beauty and the fugly elf |
So why is she fucking that ugly old elf faced shitcunt for nine years now?
Only explanation I've got is that she's secretly into an old Owen Wilson:
See what I mean? Oh, and the 340 million $ that shitface has, prolly are a good reason, too, ey Portia?
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