So, if you liked the first one, go kill yourself for humanity's sake.
Why the fuck do stupid movies always get a sequel and the good ones don't? I don't get it.
And they got the fucking Ape that ruined Star Wars to play the main lead:
Here's a more recent HD picture of John Boyega
When I first red on 4chan that a Nigerian with an Ape face called BOOYEGAAA will play a major part in Star Wars, I thought it was a joke. But nope, these are the shitty times we're living in. You can see the inside of his Sinuses in almost every scene through that double tunnel these apes call a nose. Oh and the Ape got a mustache. It thinks it's Denzel nao.
Oh and the other lead is of course a girl. Yes, one of the helpless creatures that can't open their own doors or change a tire on a car is saving the world, again.
(Yes, yes, there are believable female action movie characters like Sarah Conner and Ellen Ripley, wich I love both. But this was a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away)
FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD!
This gender race shit has gone far enough. I hope it bombs as hell and ends that ape's career so I don't have to look at his exaggerated human-like facial features and the two emotionless black buttons it has instead of eyes.
5 min. into this masterpiece:3 bad guys just happen to stand on a trap door when confronting the Denzel copy ape. Ape just happens to stand next to the trap door release. Trap door just happens to still work, despite the fact they just stole the last power supply that trap door had...
And this shit goes on but with stupid ass dialogue for almost 2 hours.
TORTURE!
Even the robots look like from a cheap video game. How the fuck did this cost 150 Million $? This is some money laundering gig or smth. Did the ape demanded 149 million $ pay, cause "we starz'n shit nau"? It only got 50 million $ in the US, but 220 million $ worldwide...just kill me now.
All of it is shit. Just plain shit.
FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD! I can't say that often enough.
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