Saturday, April 21, 2018

English: Christopher Nolan's bad taste in women ruined the Dark Knight Trilogy - because he's gay as fuck!

Wtf is wrong with Nolan's taste for women?

Why is each one of Batman's Love Interest ugly as shit?
I mean, come on, he's supposed to be the pretty, muscular, young Playboy Billionaire and then falls in love and risks his life over some of Hollywood's ugliest actresses? Why Nolan? There are so many beautiful women in Hollywood, wtf is wrong with you? Every scene I see one of these fugly bitches, makes me cringe and skip it. I never got to see the whole movies, I just can’t stand looking at them

YOU RUINED IT NOLAN!

So here’s what I mean:

Batman Begins (2005)  Katie Holmes

wtf..Droopy's daughter came to life?



 The Dark Knight (2008) Maggie Gyllenhaal

He likes the Droopy looking broads...


The Dark Knight Rises (2012)  Anne Hathaway and Marion Cotillard

I swear I'm not a boy...

.. cut the hair off and you got a man


So, let's see what Nolan's wife, Emma Thomas, looks like:

It's a Man Baby!!!


Ok, I get it now. He's got no taste in women cause he's a closeted homosexual!! Christopher Nolan is gay as fuck!
You read it here first!


p.s. other ugly ass bitches in super hero movies:
  • Amy Adams -   Batman vs Superman
  • Kirsten Dunst - Spiderman

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